Construction Fail By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 00:30 Tear down that wall! I agree, your life sucks 318 You deserved it 173 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got a new trainee at work. She was the experimental one-night stand I’d had several months back and never called again. She kept making remarks about how excited she is to be working under me again and winking. This is gonna be a long couple of weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 615 You deserved it 1 421
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML I agree, your life sucks 38 863 You deserved it 3 585
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML I agree, your life sucks 53 691 You deserved it 5 305
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML I agree, your life sucks 45 774 You deserved it 3 431
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 250 You deserved it 249
Today, my work told my they are launching a work performance investigation. That would be OK, if the only person assessing me wasn't the same person giving me the tasks that have nothing to do with my experience, and thus causing the low performance. My kids need my work visa to stay in the country. FML I agree, your life sucks 995 You deserved it 121
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 095 You deserved it 611
Today, I taught my daughter to tell a teacher if she was being bullied. My husband however taught her teachers are useless, and if you punch bullies in the balls really hard, they will bend forwards which puts them in a good position for an uppercut that will knock out teeth. The school is furious. FML I agree, your life sucks 455 You deserved it 208
**** was the point of building that shit it had not support and you didn’t cement shit
“Cheap labor isn’t skilled...”