Transportation and Confused: Confused

Confused

By Anonymous - 09/06/2026 00:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my train was delayed, so I sprinted across the station to catch another one. I made it onto the train just before the doors closed. Then I looked around and realized I had boarded the exact same train I had just gotten off. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 9 June 2026 23:35

I know the London Underground map is confusing but there are signs for you to follow when you're actually in the station.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 9 June 2026 23:35

I know the London Underground map is confusing but there are signs for you to follow when you're actually in the station.

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