Transportation, Thief, Ironic Periods Cockwomble strikes again

Cockwomble strikes again

haveahappyperiod -

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

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sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden

Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML

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It wasn't me

Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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mugged - 15/12/2010 11:58 - Germany

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

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Murilirum 23

Friday 4 October 2013 16:18

Ah bloody hell!

MirandaShaee 6

Friday 4 October 2013 16:18

Tricked ya!

jrock9093 18

Friday 4 October 2013 18:34

Awesome lol

liranxs 5

Friday 4 October 2013 19:04

Hehe i just saw an FML in moderation about someone who stole a purse and found inside 6 tampons and an ice pack

secretlady99 6

Friday 4 October 2013 19:06

lmfao! thats beautiful, i want a "period purse" now lol

theonecasey 27

Friday 4 October 2013 19:07

This isn't a FML for you, it's really a FML for them, unless try are a menstruating woman.

ifavela89 13

Friday 4 October 2013 19:09

haha that's funny. wonder what he will look like when he opens the bag up

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 4 October 2013 23:02

About the same as before he opens it, I expect.

Kaylee_Knudsen 19

Friday 4 October 2013 19:27

Wow talk about instant karma.

odod777 28

Friday 4 October 2013 19:31

At least the theif got free tampons!

awsamb 8

Friday 4 October 2013 19:36

So that's why I have so much birth control now..

Solipsist 12

Friday 4 October 2013 19:37

The thief might not be any richer, but he'll be able to wear white pants, ride horses, go swimming and play tennis, everyone wins!

Larry01_fml 19

Friday 4 October 2013 19:38

I don't understand why you would have a separate purse for your tampons

monnanon 13

Friday 4 October 2013 23:07

keeps them seperate and easy to find inside your bag.

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