Embarrassing Kids Choose your moments

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jcesom - - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on the trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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doomeddaddy - - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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sayroshi - 30/06/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML

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Childfree confirmation ceremony

Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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Training day

Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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Nice day for it

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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moosemay - 14/01/2016 15:05 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, my husband taught our son how to pee while standing. His aim is as poor as my husband's, but I guess now they can blame their mess on each other. FML

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Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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soiree_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:03

Don't you just love helpful parents? Good luck getting that habit broken, or at least modified.

lone_wanderer 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:13

I hate little kids -.-

muffinsareyummy 1

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:12

at first i said "wtf" and then i saw you were from west virginia. that explains alot.

BreezyPear 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:19

Hmm this sounds a lot like the movie "Big Daddy"

jcesom 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:33

Just because something is in a movie doesn't mean it can't have happened in real life. In fact, usually it means it has.

ReconExpert 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:49

*Facepalm*

caltain 0

Monday 3 August 2009 13:46

The law of unintended consequences at work, folks.

inkedgeek 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:50

As a man you learn that the world is your urinal. Rock out with your **** out.

JOKUSPOKUS123 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:49

How iffy! When i went to Fat Camp we all peed in hedges, but the lady instructor saw me and ran away screaming! Now my adventures stay in my wide collection of Marvel Comic Books! L-O-L ARE YOU ROFLING KIDS, ARE YOU GETTIN' ME DOG? peace out homeys.

EyeoftheSun 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:34

...You should probably teach your kid that he should piss and crap in the toilet. Just sayin'.

lilbuddy23 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 8:28

Mr. Deeds. lol

shankbob 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:40

I love how everyones raggin on WV, but you all know that every state has people just as goofy as our own. Oh and hell yea I remember when my grandpa taught me how to pee on a tree.