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Nalya - - France

Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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Great timing, dude

misswhiskers - - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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Waiting around

Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:46 - Australia

Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML

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Brave boy

Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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No gifts for you

Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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Deception

Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 11:40

This just happened to me too ><

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Friday 1 May 2009 13:25

Ouch :(

KAND88 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 16:06

thats terrible. I don't understand how this could have ANY votes that you deserved it.

bmunchy 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:41

punch him in the face for me :)

quizikall 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 0:46

shut up you ******* bitch, he doesn't love her so he shouldn't have to marry her. don't punch a guy in the face for that.

greyzero 0

Friday 25 December 2009 2:36

yeah, it was a dick move but you dont punch a guy for falling out of love, thats bs munchy.

greyzero 0

Friday 25 December 2009 2:34

at least it wasn't a text message break up on your birthday from another womans birthday party?

Delisha 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 18:40

he's a bitch for that

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Monday 12 July 2010 13:34

awwwwww :( On ur birthday 2?!??!!?!

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Sunday 1 August 2010 10:09

well that's awesome isn't it?

ilovemydoodle123 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 13:27

i have heard this fml before

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Wednesday 29 December 2010 4:35

im a day late but happy birthday!

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Sunday 6 March 2011 11:53

Just be glad y'all didn't get married! And keep the ring.

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Monday 25 April 2011 14:21

ouch. i know how that feels. im sorry.

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Today, my boss sacked me because I only sold 3 cars last month. He made no allowance for the fact we’re in such a rural location we only had 3 customers actually walk in the door, and I sold a car to all 3 of them. That’s a 100% success rate. What else could I do, drag customers in? FML

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Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML

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Today, I went on a first day with a guy. It went well up until he saw my phone, loudly declared that I was ‘gross’ for having an iPhone, and then stormed out. I’m on a family plan and if it were my choice, I would have got an Android. FML

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Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML

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Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML

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Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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