Birthday Bitch

Anon - 21/02/2017 16:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
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jcash52426 5

And I would have told that friend to **** off I was having a baby. The world doesn't revolve around you.

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jbuckets_404 38

OP: There's now one less Christmas card for you to send out this year....

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my2centsworth 15

So take her the placenta. That'll shut her up.

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MiraRose 20

Sounds like a bitch you don't need in your life.

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Witchylady 17

Tell her that she has to not only buy you a baby gift but a present for being a new mother and an extra present for brings friends with a selfish person as she is and only then will you buy her a gift too

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Is your friend three years old, or does she just have the brain capacity of someone that age? Seriously, she needs to get over her spoiled bratty self and realize that the world doesn't revolve around here. You might want to reconsidering having her as a friend, OP. Years down the road, she could still hold a stupid grudge against your son for being born on "her" day.

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Atmey 5

Now you know your son shares your "friend"'s birthday, an excuse for eternity.

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Tzazaroff 0

Get better friends

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leo1106 15

Could've sworn you said "friend". Had to go back and reread a second time. She sounds like an absolute twat who you're better off without.

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randybryant799 20

I would have told her to **** off.

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