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Anonymous - 22/11/2021 08:01

Today, I’m gay but I'm currently on a date with a woman, because when we met yesterday, I was slightly tipsy and thought she was a dude when I asked her out. Plus she said her name is Max, but in the sober light of today, I realised she’s a very tomboyish lady with no boobs. Help me somebody. FML

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moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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Not that there's anything wrong with that

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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Anonymous - 26/09/2024 19:00

Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML

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The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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You tried

Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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thetheatreguy - 26/02/2009 14:56 - Canada

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

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Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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Friendzone 2.0

NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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BFF for life

Anonymous - 29/04/2021 20:30 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, I'd been lonely for a while when I finally met a girl that is genuinely brilliant. She's all huggy, clingy and likes me back. Turns out she's a lesbian, so we can't be anything more. FML

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FallenAngelLaure 6

Monday 22 November 2021 11:44

Just tell her that you're not interested in a. second date, you don't have to say you thought she was a guy etc. Just that there wasn't a spark, or if you could be friends - that. Either way, it's all good.

anjo_ 8

Monday 22 November 2021 11:08

Hey, you just asked her out, not to marry you, didn't you? So just go the date, chances are great you do not match. Problem solved. BR

anjo_ 8

Monday 22 November 2021 11:08

Hey, you just asked her out, not to marry you, didn't you? So just go the date, chances are great you do not match. Problem solved. BR

FallenAngelLaure 6

Monday 22 November 2021 11:44

RichardPencil 30

Monday 22 November 2021 14:23

Give her a strap-on!

Silver_helmet 10

Monday 22 November 2021 21:10

TIP #1 After the date just text her the following day and say "sorry there was no chemistry, it was nice meeting you though". She really does not need to know more. TIP #2 Keep your booze under control

Jon Tessler 14

Monday 22 November 2021 23:37

enjoy the date. just because you are gay, doesn't mean you can't be friends and enjoy being around woman. it only means you don't find them sexually attractive. go with the flow.