Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 20:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML I agree, your life sucks 30 904 You deserved it 2 086
Today, after 8 months of being belittled and treated like trash at my job as a prep cook in a high-end kitchen, I stood up for myself to the line cooks. Not only did everyone laugh at me, I got fired for causing a scene during service and insubordination. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 002 You deserved it 9 692
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 370 You deserved it 19 802
Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 125 You deserved it 65 103
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 978 You deserved it 252
Today, my dad drunkenly ranted about how I should volunteer for the military because of the crisis in the Middle East. I refused; I'm in college on two scholarships and have listened to stories of why his service still gives him nightmares. I had to hide all the phones to keep him from calling the recruiters. FML I agree, your life sucks 560 You deserved it 123
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.