Intimacy: Assumptions

Assumptions

By enderw - 16/06/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I picked up my 17 year-old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said, "So you are the daddy?" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a hoe and I a perv. FML

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randomdude1234 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

A lot of cops are idiots. Not saying that there aren't good ones but a lot of them are idiots.

Emma_91 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

WTF? Or maybe the cop just has a dirty mind XD

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JStromberg 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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MasterModeraor 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:04

at least he said you look young. you should take that as a complement

Crimso 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:11

#2 ask your mommy

Critter456 0

Friday 11 June 2010 6:48

lol 156! that sux op, ur daughter probably doesn't wanna b cn w/ u any more, does she?

Jamialia 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 18:15

I've been accused of being my Dad's wife and my mother's Girlfriend. Get over it

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:06

#162 W-What language is this?

shankzilla 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:53

i dont get it

fuglyhos 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:08

#2 is prbbly ten years old

mr_sympathy 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:42

Pimps are usually referred to the hoes daddy have you ever heard anyone say something like sugar daddy

shankzilla 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:32

explain

2426835 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:39

as in wo's you daddy

Person_Man 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:47

rofl...

yayitsmeh 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 22:32

i agree

JoyFly 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:35

It's okay... neither do I

locagurl 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 2:35

he's saying that the cop thinks he's the pimp and his daughter a ***** lol

IaIaIaIa 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:03

O_O

Emma_91 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

WTF? Or maybe the cop just has a dirty mind XD

randomdude1234 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

A lot of cops are idiots. Not saying that there aren't good ones but a lot of them are idiots.

Hotmodelgrrl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:16

#5 made my LMFAO. The Po are dumber than a box of rocks. LOL. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked honey?"

voveraite 7

Wednesday 17 June 2009 14:44

Haha, so what language is this? Klingon in Cyrillic? :D Strange indexing here, I was replying to Blimy...

jem1991 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 7:53

ever heard of the term corruption?

bollywood_rocks 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 21:54

Nice little government 101 lesson there BUT DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT SOME BUSYBODY AT THE THEATER or wherever they were called the cops,gave them a description of the car and people which the cop used to pull them over? Since something similar happened to me( gas station said I didn't pay and the cops came to my house A DAY LATER) it is likely possible.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:05

So he thought you were... her pimp or something? I also agree with #5/randomdude1234.

Affenhausen 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:33

he thought that the girl was a prostitute and the guy was buying her

Guairdean 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:06

File a complaint with internal affairs and demand a written apology. Whatever you do, don't call his supervisor. It'll be swept under the rug, you will be labeled as a pervert in the "official" paperwork, and you will the officer will hunt down reasons to ticket you.