Are you OK?

Squid - 07/11/2012 05:11 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
25 013
7 484
Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Pleonasm 35

It WAS the alien baby from Men In Black, just in its vegetative state.

357 4

Trainzboy 4

Without meds. Some of the best time spent in our lives.

2 0
simonepedretti 7

how do you feed a head of lettuce..? and how did you know it fell asleep..?

2 0
MissCharlotte_fml 26

Me too. I have had something similar happen to me. I was convinced my couch was alive and talking to me.

1 0
BeautyBaby099 18

She's probably schizophrenic or something

2 0
sdroze1389 31

your my new favorite person. marry me.

0 0
Xeebar 28

LOL!! That's so cute in a weird sort of way.

0 0
kat0525 13

the hell did I just read through my head ?

0 0
Tyrax 16

I would totally hang out with you. At least you had fun until the meds kicked in.

0 0