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Antisocial personality disorder

Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

Anonymous - - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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I'm not a celebrity, get me out of here

Anonymous Unknown - 15/02/2022 02:00

Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML

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Pranks for all ages

atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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Anonymous - 02/11/2010 02:58 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML

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Classic blunder

Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML

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Who is you?

iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

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zenti 2

Friday 5 November 2010 8:10

Wow, Wal-Mart security sure is stupid if they're going to kick you out for something so insignificant. Slow day for security.

KiwiLime 0

Friday 5 November 2010 8:07

LOL, the woman's crazy.

mateta 5

Saturday 6 November 2010 0:23

I know your pain; I deal with biter old people ALL the time...

armydaddy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:35

serves u right for being there for an hour and letting the old lady with no sense of direction find you

wetherguy 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:48

man old people are stupid as hell. how can you get lost in walmart?

Bizzatch 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:51

i would have waited until she was done shopping followed her home knocked on her door and thrown eggs at her face

DoorMatCat 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:07

you were at walmart for over an hour...?

samiboy9 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:53

walmart keepin you spazing since 1983

MostHatedMan 2

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:28

You spent an hour in Wal-Mart? What the hell were you looking for? Your brain?

kel_pie 1

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:31

I call fake... I am a member of management of a supercenter and this goes against all policys... we do not have people removed from the store unless it's for a legimate reason ... this could not and would not happen...and having this done would require the store manager getting involved...