Am I being detained?

JimmyT - - Norway - Bergen

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water, and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML
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It's one of the wierdest fmls I've ever read on this site.

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Omg, this just keeps getting better and better! Did not see that ending coming though; FYL.

YDI for laughing when someone cries. No matter the situation, that's simply indecent.

That's why you need to make sure the floors are always mopped clean! Oh. FYL!

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