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A nickname that sticks

Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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Friends like these

veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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You're welcome!

phonegotlostinthepark - - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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Woahwut 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:09

It's better than "ASS FACE #1"

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:07

you must talk alot of shit to have that name

uhnonnuhmus 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:13

Find the settings for her mom and for her dad. Replace their phone numbers with sex lines OR change the labels to **** Buddy 1 and **** Buddy 2, respectively. By the way, did you find out who Ass Faces 1 and 2 were?

mrcarmine 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:36

LMAO F THAT BIATCH haha that's so funny and yeah did you find out about the other 2? maybe they were deleted long ago and she only keeps you cuz she has to hahaha

Ox_Baker 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:41

Why did you call your friend's girlfriend in the first place? Your number shouldn't be on her cell phone.

Art_Vandeley 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 7:00

Haha #29 has the idea XD

wichitagirl87 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 8:44

lmao that's hilarious

icewater 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:07

LOL

blowhole 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:13

Whatever. All my friends have names like that on my phone.

ammali 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:40

LOL, I wouldn't feel too bad. You're just one of three, and possibly more. Maybe she's one of those bitchy girls who doesn't like any of her boyfriend's friends, so they are all saved like that. Just be glad you found your phone!

fukn_yur_mama 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:17

I agree with #29

truelyajerk 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:33

Its your friends girl, she is obviously possessive. I mean think about how many girls get possessive and clingy and jealous. Someone needs to beat some sense into them with a baseball bat at times.