Nearly FMLs

By Skidzythesloth - 21/02/2019 17:57

Today, I left the house in a rush, no shower, no deodorant, no teeth brushing, mud on my pants, in the rain. I go to school for 8 hours with hundreds of high schoolers that are dressed and showered well. I stink so bad and I still have 4 more hours to go. FML

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By Snowblown - 21/02/2019 17:57

Today, I had to drive to work in the snow. It took me almost an hour, despite living only a few miles from work. Why? Because I live I Las Vegas. FML

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By epicgamer1 - 21/02/2019 17:07

Today I was watching porn while my mom was at work. I look outside and see her car in the driveway. I rush up the stairs, trying to get to the bathroom before she got in. I trip on the stairs and land on my dick. The worst part: my mom recently got a new job, and she doesn't drive there anymore. FML

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By notsoclever - 21/02/2019 13:47 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a massive argument because I suggested he should get a part-time job while studying. The same boyfriend that i have been supporting for almost a year of him being unemployed. Im paying his rent, bank loans, gym and food.. FML

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By DoodleDoo - 20/02/2019 09:02

Today I found out that my guy best friend that I have known for six years, and have been dating for the last year or so, had sex with another woman that he just met. She’s pregnant and they are talking about getting married to raise the baby. FML.

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By Kye - 20/02/2019 03:16

Today, my literal best friend for the past few years completely blocked me on everything. Stopped answering text messages and when I dmed her on insta, she blocked me on that as well. I'm also not straight and not cis and she was the only one that accepted me and used my pronouns and name. FML

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By Alone - 20/02/2019 01:42

Today I called my boyfriend of over four years because I was feeling a bit insecure and wanted a bit of reassurance that he wanted me. We ended up breaking up. FML.

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By Skywalker - 19/02/2019 23:48

Today, This morning i went to my car to have a cigarette. Im minding my business, on my phone, when a lady who lives in the next building walks up and asks if im homeless.( I have a brand new car.) I say i live here.. Do you have a job? Uh yeah. Still not convinced, she lists off places hiring. FML

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By GoldenGirl - 19/02/2019 01:43 - United States - Lorton

Today, I realized i’m jealous of my Sims life. FML.

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By Kat - 18/02/2019 23:15

Today, My only two friends, one of which I have known since I was 4, have bailed on my 18th birthday party last minute, planned the whole night around their interests and they were the only two invited, why? Cause they wanted to go out tonight instead of tomorrow and they "already had their 18th"......FML

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By Bean0912 - 18/02/2019 23:05

Today, on my drive to work after the 3rd snowstorm this month, I was very cautious. I made it outside of work when a truck pulled out in front of me, causing me to hit my brakes (which locked) & slam into the guy in front of me who had also slammed on his brakes. The truck drove away...FML.

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By With friends like these... - 18/02/2019 19:52 - United States - Somerville

Today, I got into an accident driving home from the airport and had to be hospitalized. I asked my friend to bring me my laptop, and he did. Too bad he decided to change my desktop background to a porn image, which a nurse got to see along with me. FML

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By Sadboi - 18/02/2019 18:59

Today marks the 8th year anniversary since I last had sex. I've been in a relationship for 10 years and have only had sex once.FML

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By Wow - 18/02/2019 17:11 - United States

Today, my teacher went to help another student in front of me. While she was helping the student, her bottom was right in front of my face. She farted. Not once, not twice, but three times. FML

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By "duckiemarie5468797" - 18/02/2019 14:00

Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because the task she wanted done is top priority. 3 days ago I was scolded due to a customer complaint and told customer satisfaction is my top priority. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2019 08:35

Today I was having sex with my girlfriend in my bedroom. Little did we know that my brother was on the other side of the door jacking off to my girlfriend's picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2019 04:57

Today, it's been 6 months since my husband moved into our 4 year olds bedroom because I asked if we could have sex for my birthday. The last time we had sex was when I was 10 weeks pregnant. FML

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By DDT - 18/02/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Leigh-on-sea

Today after literally 1000s of texts, hours of chats and banter, my co-worker and i admitted that we love each other but can’t leave our own partners for a myriad of complicated reasons. FML

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By JustGreat - 18/02/2019 03:55 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, after finally forcing myself out of isolation and my comfort-zone by dating after being single for my whole 25 year long life, the lovely man I've been meeting told me he has a STD. FML

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By ManNeeds2019 - 17/02/2019 16:00 - United States - Dallas

Today is day 28 since a corrective surgery on my urethra. During my recovery I made my wife cum twice while my catheter made erections excruciating. She still hasn't had sex with me and accused me of "treating her like a sex object" for asking. FML

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By I tried - 16/02/2019 21:03 - United States - Walla Walla

Today the girl I’ve been in love with for a year turned me down because we’re too good of friends and she wouldn’t want to ruin it that would make sense if she hadn’t told me 6 months ago when I first asked that though I’m cute she only dates people she can be friends with first I can’t win FML

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By BirthdayParty - 16/02/2019 19:00

Today after months of planning my daughters' birthday party and a having to delay it once I woke up on the morning of the party puking my guts out. Fml.

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2019 16:40

Today, I found out that my managers have scheduled me for the two shifts I cannot work due to prior commitments. I made it clear that I had prior commitments when I was interviewed for the job. This is the third time they've done this. FML

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By "carmasinclair" - 16/02/2019 16:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today I broke off my passenger mirror because there was a huge carpet sticking out of a trash can. I hit it barely going 10 miles an hour and now its going to cost 200+ to fix. fml

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2019 13:17 - France

Today, I was on my way home, taking the subway. Thinking that I’m with no one but strangers in the wagon, I pick my nose a little bit. I hear voices and turn around. A guy I knew who was in my grade (but in a different class) was watching me the whole time. FML.

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By Liphaem5 - 16/02/2019 09:53

Today, I had to apply for a job in retail, because, 2 years after getting my degree (which isn't retail related), I don't qualify anywhere since the minimum level of education has changed to Honours in the past 3 years. My husband and I can't afford me not working, so I have no choice. FML

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By Mamabear - 16/02/2019 06:10

Today, the man I married treats me as if I’m a human ATM. Not only does this keep me from having the money to go back to school, but it also drains any funds I have to pay for the lawyer I would need to allow me to leave with our daughter. Fml.

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By Fanci - 16/02/2019 04:00 - United States - Luxemburg

Today I found out that my landlord is switching to a property management company, and it will take 2 weeks for my rent to get deposited to them when I send it, when I could just go across town and pay it in cash before. My rent is due in a week. FML

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By Crackers - 16/02/2019 03:02

Today, I'm bitter about Valentine's Day, but not for the typical reason. Last year, my cat died on Valentine's Day. This year, it was my grandma :'( I hope this doesn't become a new trend. FML

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By Myotonic misery - 16/02/2019 02:39 - United States

Today I was diagnosed with myotonic muscular dystrophy and its genetic. This mean that any kid I have has the chance to inherit my condition they also have a higher rate of mental disorders . My wife and I can no longer have the two more we want. This also will destroy my muscles and organs FML.

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Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a disagreement over the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night and ended with us sleeping in separate rooms. FML

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Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML

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Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML

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