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By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 17:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 17:32 - United States
By BryanTazed - 22/08/2015 12:21 - United States - Ashland
By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac
By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 05:49 - Canada - London
By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes
By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:49 - United States - San Jose
By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 21:08 - United States - Woodridge
By BarhydtBran - 18/08/2015 01:55 - United States - San Francisco
By bandaidstations - 17/08/2015 03:33 - United States - Pittsburgh
By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States
By Tarlachia - 15/08/2015 17:42 - United States - Apopka
OP here. A little backstory... The vehicle I was driving is my work vehicle- a professional carpet cleaning van. I had driven the van to a job, realized there were no available parking spots to back it into and was thus forced to park it in the street and blocking two vehicles. I pulled the cleaning hoses and supplies to clean the apartment, finished the job, wrapped up and got back into the van. Only then when I shifted to 'drive' did the problem make itself known. Yes, it is an automatic. Not sure as to what was happening mechanically, I called our company's mechanic and it took him over an hour to get to me with the necessary part- a tiny little pin that pulls the shifter between gears and only takes a few minutes to replace without having to take it to a dealership or repair shop. So, in that hour long wait, an old lady came out to drive her vehicle to a store. As luck would have it, her vehicle was one of two that my van was blocking. She asked me to move the van, to which I replied that I couldn't as it was stuck in park. I explained I couldn't even shift it to neutral to push the vehicle out of the way. I explained I was waiting on someone to come help me. That made her day, and she started screaming at me for several minutes. Logic has failed to defuse the situation and since I am not a Vulcan and cannot sleep hold a bitch, I, treasuring the security of this job to provide for my family, chose to then get back into my van, roll up the window, and said "**** it. Time to FML." She left to go back inside after a few minutes. About 20 minutes later, the mechanic showed up, fixed my van, and I was back up and running to finish the day's work.
By bruised - 15/08/2015 15:47 - United States - Jacksonville Beach
By babbling idiot - 14/08/2015 09:35 - Canada
By SteamLass765 - 13/08/2015 09:58
By Anonymous - 13/08/2015 01:18 - United States - Kingman
By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London
By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 22:23 - United States - Gainesville
By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 17:31 - United States - Newark
By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart
By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 14:27 - United States - San Francisco
By Chesty Larue - 07/08/2015 00:29 - United States
By Dobche - 06/08/2015 11:16 - Bulgaria - Burgas
OP here: Result - negative. Why I didn't know about the cooking issue - well, it wasn't an issue for the last 4 years when we lived abroad. It seems it is a recent skill loss, like since we came back 3 months ago and found a place to live near his parents.
By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove
By ilovebigmacs - 06/08/2015 04:10 - United States - San Francisco
By kaybear13 - 05/08/2015 08:39 - United States - San Mateo
By ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice
By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs
By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 13:31 - Canada - Orangeville
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I didn't think it was swiss..I made a stupid joke that backfired. Cheddar cheese balls are the only fried cheese item we carry. There is a 6 foot menu board with the description right under the item. The customer is a regular who comes in and harasses us all the time. He says things like I will go to hell for having a tattoo while he buys lottery tickets out of the machine. Since he laughs the comments he makes off like he's joking, I figured I could joke with him a bit.