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Dumdum moment
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Classic
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You can't see for shit
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Red tape
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Comfy
By chrono64 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Flying Karens
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You OK, lady?
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By danielzcwu - 29/12/2014 19:11 - Taiwan - Taipei
danielzcwu tells us more.
By FailBear - 29/01/2009 21:34 - United States
Just put it on, dude
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By Rael - 29/09/2009 18:36 - United States
Rael tells us more.
Well, the worst part of it was what I saw when I was driving on the way back to my dorm. Somebody driving past with the sticker in the same place mine was. It just pisses me off. Like the guy with the Mustang I see every day. He can't ever get a real parking spot, so he's always parked in the Service Vehicles spot. I never see a ticket on his windshield. This is at NAU, btw. Yes, they are fucktards about this shit.
DUDE! WTF?
By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States
Countdown
By Anonymous - 02/08/2022 22:00
Right
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom
Nope, not me
By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte
Snitches get bitches
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By Stupid - 22/12/2014 07:45 - Australia - Bellerive
Keywords
Here's my original post on FB. FML condense make us condense it to 300 words :p aww man.. Just went through one of the most awkward moments of my life. I Just got off the plane from Taipei to hk, during the flight I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I can't remember what it was about. But, I think I was being attacked. So anyway, I started screaming in my dream, unfortunately that translated to screaming in reality as well. It was a loud scream as well cause it was enough to wake me up. The good and also funny thing is it wasn't just me screaming, there was this old lady sitting next to me, who I guess after I was screaming also started screaming.... It was like domino scream! Luckily I still had my eyes closed and realized it was too awkward and embarrassing to explain myself, I could hear people laughing behind me, beside me and in front.. So I just kept my eyes closed. Seriously , one of the most awkward moments I've been in, it took all my will power to continue pretending to sleep and self control not to laugh cause that old aunty screaming after I screamed was Damn funny... I did a muffled giggle when she was saying ... omg this boy scared me to death.. Luckily someone said quite loudly poor kid he must've had a nightmare.. Sigh.... FML