Stop right there wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML 74 205 11 254
catlover - 13/12/2012 11:04 - Australia - Melbourne Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML 11 232 32 329