Malaisant
By vospapierssvp - 08/07/2015 00:15 - France
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By vospapierssvp - 08/07/2015 00:15 - France
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By Anonyme - 15/10/2015 21:06 - France - L'hermitage-lorge
J'ai été publiée ! L'anneau unique est à moi ! Merci aux modérateurs et aux VDMien(ne)s :) Pour en venir aux explications, j'habite dans un immeuble, donc toutes les boîtes aux lettres sont alignées par rangées. Sa boîte aux lettre étant donc très proche de la mienne il a trouvé plus simple de glisser dans la mienne plutôt que de les remonter chez lui et les jeter. Je ne lui ai rien dis, je ne lui ai pas signalé que c'était ma boîte aux lettres mais je suis sûre qu'il a été gêné que je le surprenne quand même. Je ne pense pas qu'il fasse ce geste tous les matins, je pense surtout que le facteur ( ou les gens qui viennent déposer les pubs ) ne fait pas forcément attention aux autocollants ! Certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, notamment le #24 avec toutes ces idées de vengeance... Merci à tous ceux qui ont eu le courage de lire ce pavé !