Anonymous - 12/08/2009 07:39 - Australia Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML 50 309 5 991
Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML 54 411 17 301