sorry, kiddo - 30/06/2013 21:44 - Belgium - Brussels Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML 53 491 10 197
Oh the humanity Anonymous - - United States Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML 12 104 34 810