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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
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You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
By chloe_zjk - 29/01/2015 09:26 - France
By wingardiumlevioooosa - 01/04/2015 21:11 - France - Lyon
By lou995 - 09/05/2015 07:50 - France - Lyon
By sabbotage - 06/05/2015 11:35 - France - Savigny-le-temple
Youpi, une de mes VDM est validée ! Comme j'ai vue que certains se posent des questions je vais tout vous expliquer ! Alors déjà, nous avons choisi notre Sam une fois à l'intérieur lorsque nous avons acheté une bouteille, car nous avions oublié en arrivant, et pour ne pas provoquer d'embrouille nous avons fait un tirage au sort. Il faut savoir que nous avons tous notre permis sauf lui qui apparemment l'a raté car il nous avait dit l'avoir passé. On se connait depuis quelque temps déjà et nous n'avons pas pensé a lui demander s'il avait finalement obtenue son permis car ça nous (ou en tout cas pour moi) paraissait évident, et lui pensait qu'on ne l'inclurait pas dans le tirage comme il nous l'a expliqué dans la voiture. Quand on a pioché son nom il a bien évidemment protesté mais comme tout le monde l'aurait fait, et nous avons pris a la rigolade ses arguments pensant qu'il ne voulait simplement pas être Sam, il a finit pas abandonner son argumentation. Toujours est-il que nous avons passé une bonne soirée malgré le petit énervement que nous avons eu vers 4/5h du matin quand on a compris qu'on devrait dormir ici ! Pour répondre a certains, on est tous étudiant plus ou moins fauché donc un taxi c'était niet, et je ne sais même pas si à cette heure ci il y en a.