Stolen valor eamiller - - United States - Franklin Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML 32 053 3 877
thechaos - 15/12/2014 22:24 - United States - Pittsfield Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML 36 630 4 248
hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML 32 495 5 929