me - 13/01/2011 20:48 - United States Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML 39 226 7 782
Sniper Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML 49 152 3 561
william - 22/01/2009 23:22 - United States Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML 9 917 32 446