The One
By NotTheSoulMate - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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By NotTheSoulMate - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By PumaPounce - 02/11/2013 04:50 - United States - Butler
By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco
By bobosgonnagetyou - 01/11/2013 06:04 - United States - Lake Oswego
Hey FML, OP here! I created an account so I could answer some of your questions. First off, I live in Oregon. Secondly, I thought it was hilarious, although a tad creepy at times, but I just let her do her thing and didn't try to stop her. Most people thought it was great and took it really well. She had a blast doing it, and was simply pulling a prank, which is what Halloween is all about! :)
By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States
I had no idea she was doing this! My mom blamed me for not watching her closer. I thought she would know better since she's 14. Were both grounded though.