theRookie02

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

11
Badges!

3
Comments

161
Visits

86
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Therookie02

Not specified

Therookie02 - Followers

Therookie02 - Followed

Therookie02's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Therookie02's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Therookie02's favorite FMLs

By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

agreeclassic 800

vote type 1 1 943

By zachjm98 - 15/09/2015 10:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

agreeclassic 26 813

vote type 1 3 648

zachjm98 app_comment_confession_title

zachjm98 16

Wednesday 16 September 2015 4:37

OP here!! Wow, thanks for the funny comments, guys! If I knew this would have gotten featured so quickly I would have made an account beforehand! Anyways, quick follow-up: This "class" of mine is actually a co-op program in music for songwriting/recording/touring which I'm doing a second time now. My teacher knows me well, the student in question is my best friend and her father found the incident to be quite funny actually. All is good!

By I love L - 08/08/2015 22:56 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

agreeclassic 23 600

vote type 1 5 119

Waiting for my man

By Waste Someone Else's Time - 28/06/2015 05:06 - United States

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML

agreeclassic 28 873

vote type 1 2 638

You never know

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

agreeclassic 34 003

vote type 1 3 695