Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML 27 636 6 022
Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks Nuttjacob - - United States Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML 14 714 42 310