No more treats Fatty1970 - - United States Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML 38 268 20 063
BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML 36 377 3 737
Where is this kid now? randa - Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML 43 138 16 953
Functioning Violet - 19/04/2011 09:50 - Australia Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML 32 320 3 402
Bad boy! sore - - Ireland Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML 10 600 83 755