Today, while on a night shift, a member of staff picked up a...

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 15:52 - United Kingdom

Today, while on a night shift, a member of staff picked up a mop that was lying flat on the ground. We have really long mops, so much so that when she lifted it, it caught me right between the legs. FML

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