Animals Today, while locking up after work, I got scared by a small rat... - FML

Pocket_Aces2552 - 10/04/2016 20:24 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, while locking up after work, I got scared by a small rat rustling through the leaves. I'm a 20 year old man, and supposed to be the tough manager of the restaraunt. FML

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