Today, on Valentines day, I overslept and had to hurry to work.... - FML

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By Emma - 14/02/2019 09:36

Today, on Valentines day, I overslept and had to hurry to work. On the way there i discovered I miscalculated when setting my alarm clock. I am now alone in an empty office, while the love of my life has to eat his surprise Valentine brunch on his own. FML

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