Today, my roommate got fired. Why did he get fired? At work a...

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2018 04:44

Today, my roommate got fired. Why did he get fired? At work a customer handed him a $100 bill for a $. 50 cent item and he got annoyed so he gave the customer his change in loonies. Hello paying the whole rent this month. FML

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