Today, I was on my way home, taking the subway. Thinking that... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2019 13:17 - France

Today, I was on my way home, taking the subway. Thinking that I’m with no one but strangers in the wagon, I pick my nose a little bit. I hear voices and turn around. A guy I knew who was in my grade (but in a different class) was watching me the whole time. FML.

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