Today I was feeling constipated so I drank a fiber supplement.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2019 17:31 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today I was feeling constipated so I drank a fiber supplement. House later I took a huge dump and panicked as it looked like I had dumped out my intestinal lining. Then I noticed that I had dropped some brown paper napkins in the toilet before sitting down. FML.

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