Today, I had to read yet another FML about someone breaking wind...

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By fiat850 - 07/02/2020 03:47

Today, I had to read yet another FML about someone breaking wind while suffering from indigestion and being surprised that they passed a stool into their underwear. How does anyone older than 3 not know what diarrhoea is? FML

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