Today, I had booked a room to conduct a timed video interview... - FML

WorstLuckEver - 28/09/2018 15:53

Today, I had booked a room to conduct a timed video interview with at my university. As I tried to answer the first question, somebody burst into the room demanding to use it. I spent a minute explaining the situation to him by which time had run out, submitting a blank answer. FML

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