Today, I found out that the project i’ve been working on for... - FML

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By Stressed out student - 15/02/2019 10:42 - United States - Normal

Today, I found out that the project i’ve been working on for the past month was canceled two weeks ago, because the professor decided it was to hard. I had strep the day that was announced and when I asked what I’d missed in class no one thought to tell me! The due date was Today! FML

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