Today I found out that my boyfriend recently joined grindr FML - FML

purrito - 21/09/2017 19:41

Today I found out that my boyfriend recently joined grindr FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Today, my boyfriend made spaghetti Bolognese. He put the sauce with the pasta, in the water. FML

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Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML

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Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

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Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML

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