Today I asked my boyfriend to manscape, as it has gotten really... - FML

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By Anon8897 - 15/10/2018 21:09

Today I asked my boyfriend to manscape, as it has gotten really out of hand and im not one for hair. He got mad at me and continued to have an attitude the rest of the night. He told me the only reason he doesn't do it is because he is too lazy and it is too much work... FML

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