Decisions, decisions

By Which to choose? - 10/02/2026 22:00

Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML

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You deserved it 451

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Same thing different taste

By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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You deserved it 14 130

Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 027

You deserved it 2 464

Warm up guy

By Anonymous - 17/06/2020 08:08

Today, it seems that my four previous girlfriends all left me because they found better, more attractive, more wealthy, more interesting men. My entire love life feels like I’m the warm up act for the main event of other dudes getting laid. FML

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You deserved it 288

Keeping up with the Joneses

By Eva - 10/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 469

You deserved it 194

By dexter - 15/01/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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You deserved it 4 981

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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You deserved it 3 632

By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 920

You deserved it 32 502

Get it on, bang a gong

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 15:00 - Bulgaria - Sofia

Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 761

You deserved it 243

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 439

You deserved it 7 712

Types

By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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You deserved it 11 914

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 10 February 2026 22:11

You ... seriously can't decide? F the successful guy's life for choosing you. Grow up.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 11 February 2026 3:30

So you shamelessly mooch off the first guy when he "takes me to nice places" even though you clearly have little interest in him, and then complain about someone doing it to you? You don't deserve either of them.

Comments

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 10 February 2026 22:11

You ... seriously can't decide? F the successful guy's life for choosing you. Grow up.

eellik 11

Wednesday 11 February 2026 0:10

Since you seem to see relationship as transactional only, the 2nd guy is perfect for you. On the other hand, maybe try to find someone you actually love instead, because it seems like you've never experienced that. What you describe certainly isn't love.

DLBL 20

Wednesday 11 February 2026 2:12

Please use lots of birth control if you sleep with Mr. Sexy Goofball. Also, there are more fish in the sea.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 11 February 2026 3:30

JackWood 20

Wednesday 11 February 2026 19:30

And you must be Goldilocks. Sounds like you shouldn't date either one

idragosani 15

Wednesday 11 February 2026 21:39

I'd go with the boring lump. He has prospects and may be more interesting than you think, and sounds like he treats you well. The second option... he's an adult child and you will be stuck "babysitting" him for the rest of his life.