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Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

by Person / 06/07/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • you should let her 'catch' you having sex on her bed

    #1 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:33pm by drano

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  • "They're for in case I want to make some water balloons and I'm out of balloons."

    #17 - On 06/07/2009 at 5:52pm by Higgy531

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