Today, while sharing a few beers on the couch with my boyfriend, he drunkenly uttered the fateful words, "Babe, if I could suck my own dick, you'd be single as HELL." FML

by well, i am now / 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • Remember. Drunken words are sober thoughts.

    #1 - On 12/27/2012 at 9:02pm by speckledots

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  • My first thought, "You better be now."
    Look at the name.
    Well done, OP, well done. You can find much better dick to suck.

    #5 - On 12/27/2012 at 9:03pm by JustKittyKat

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