Work Today, while working as a security guard, I got locked into the... - FML

Canukistani - 29/03/2016 04:17 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, while working as a security guard, I got locked into the client's property. The client had told me to dummy-lock the gate. We don't have the keys, and its the first shift of the long weekend. FML

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