Health Today, while in class, my insulin pump started beeping. Since... - FML

ouchabetic - 06/02/2016 22:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in class, my insulin pump started beeping. Since I have only had it a few days, I forgot how to make it stop. Unfortunately, my teacher must have forgotten I had one, because right as I was about to go to the nurse, she walked over and yanked it right out. I'm still in pain. FML

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