Work Today, while I was at work alone for the night shift, the stalkerish... - FML

broista-barista - 14/02/2016 09:23 - United States

Today, while I was at work alone for the night shift, the stalkerish guy that has been arrested before on attempted kidnapping charges came through for a coffee. As he was leaving he said, "Be safe tonight, there's a lot of crazies out there." FML

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Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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