justaweirdgirl - 24/01/2016 19:06 - Mexico - Nuevo Laredo Today, while giving a presentation I prepared for weeks, the teacher fell asleep. FML 0 0
Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML 33 459 3 667
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML 1 705 131
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML 40 184 2 933
Today, my anxiety-ridden body decided that a good time to have a random panic attack for no reason at all would be when I was trying to go to sleep. Guess I'll stay awake, then. FML 404 87
Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML 1 597 405
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML 43 741 6 083