Love Today, while getting ready for bed my boyfriend, sent me a text... - FML

Anonymous - 15/03/2016 04:17 - United States

Today, while getting ready for bed my boyfriend, sent me a text message saying that we were through, because he's tired of my "fake problems". I suffer from panic attacks and nightmares so vivid I wake up flailing and screaming, due to years of physical abuse from my parents. He knows this. FML

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