FMarinasLife - 27/01/2016 05:27 - United States - San Francisco Today, while browsing through 4Chan, I came across a forum for sharing exes nudes. A few posts down, I found photos of myself with the caption: "I hope the bitch sees this!" FML 1 0
Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML 50 955 6 342
Today, my daughter is so selfish, she did her makeup in her hospital room so she could take a selfie with her newborn son in the background BEFORE she had even held him for the first time. Yes, BEFORE. My grandson spent his first hour of life waiting for his mom to be ready for a photo op. FML 2 481 353
Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML 26 231 4 240
Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML 10 269 67 520
Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML 47 784 6 730
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML 48 517 3 971