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By AintNoSlytherin - 07/04/2016 00:45 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while at work mowing lawns I hit a piece of plastic hidden in some tall grass which shot out at high speed befor hitting a lady straight in the face. My coworker who saw it screamed out "Ten points for Gryffindor!" and then calming continued working away. FML

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