FML : Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...

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Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML

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By Why Me - / Wednesday 15 August 2018 04:00 /

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By real life problems | 26

#7677070 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:14

I'm at a loss for words as to why anyone would assume that a random push pump bottle.. in a car.. is Germ-X. Unless you can't read, there is no way this happens.

By melisssa87 | 29

#7677074 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:42

Just because it’s anal lube doesn’t mean that the lube inside the bottle has been in someone’s anus. You are fine just a little louby on your hands

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By real life problems | 26

#7677070 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:14

I'm at a loss for words as to why anyone would assume that a random push pump bottle.. in a car.. is Germ-X. Unless you can't read, there is no way this happens.

By TwentyFourBeerz | 18

#7677071 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:20

When in Rome....

By pjsr | 31

#7677073 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:42

When you return the truck, you need to really give it to to that asshole!

By melisssa87 | 29

#7677074 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:42

Just because it’s anal lube doesn’t mean that the lube inside the bottle has been in someone’s anus. You are fine just a little louby on your hands

By Charlie Given | 19

#7677075 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:49

Did it help the food slide down your throat easier 😂

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real life problems | 26

#7677078 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 4:56

Here's to hoping that s/he ordered a hot dog

By Davros | 12

#7677111 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 8:00

must be hard to eat when your burger keeps slipping out of your hands

By Mungolikecandy | 17

#7677112 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 8:01

Your friend seems to have a fun time driving.

By Abbusser | 8

#7677288 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 16:12

Well now you know what you gotta do...

By KittyMack | 11

#7677361 - Wednesday 15 August 2018 19:15

Is that normal- to have anal in your ttruck? Seems to me you'd want to be near a sink and towels.

By simmpandher | 22

#7753400 - Tuesday 15 January 2019 3:17

That's why you don't use things that aren't yours 🤷🏽‍♀️

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