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By anon - 06/04/2016 17:34 - Latvia
Today, my sister got me fired from my security job by stealing a bunch of stuff from the shop I work at when she "dropped by to say hi." I was almost arrested as her accomplice, but instead I was fired for failing to notice my own sister was a shoplifter. FML